Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Some of my favourite SMS JOKES....
1. A wife asks hubby " How many women have you slept with?",to which the hubby proudly replies "Only you darling, with others i was awake."
2. Q.Why does a man marry?
Ans. Because Romance is not the only element of life. You should also face Horror, Terror & Tragedy.
3. Its funny when people discuss "LOVE MARRIAGE" against "ARRANGED MARRIAGE", its like asking someone if suicide is better or being murdered???
4. How LOVE changes before Marriage : "Roses are red, Violets are blue, ur beautiful, I Love you !
After Marriage : "Roses are DEAD, I am BLUE, you get on my NERVES, someday i will KILL you.
5. If sometimes you feel useless, offended & depressed, always remember that you were once the fastest & most victorious sperm out of 100s of million.
6. Sardar asks CALL GIRL: How much?
she says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Sardar give her 50.
she says wow on bed?
Sardar: no 5 times on grass.
7. Different phases of SEX life
AGE 20- Din Raat
AGE 28- Roz Raat
AGE 38- Jumme Raat
AGE 48- Chand Raat
AGE 58- Only Jazbat
AGE 68- Galat Baat.
Sakshi at 2:43 AM
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