Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Via-Agra

Sakshi at 2:53 AM

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Monday, September 05, 2005

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Sakshi at 8:00 AM

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Monday, August 22, 2005

Personal Ads

Sakshi at 1:09 AM

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

Personal Ad Meanings

Personal Ad Meanings

The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:

Women:

40-ish - 48.
Adventurer - Has had more partners than you ever will.
Athletic - Flat-chested.
Average looking - Ugly.
Beautiful - Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile - Bring your penicillin.
Educated - College dropout.
Emotionally Secure - Medicated.
Free spirit - Substance user.
Friendship first - Trying to live down reputation as slut.
Fun - Annoying.
Gentle - Comatose.
Good Listener - Borderline Autistic.
New-Age - All body hair, all the time.
Old-fashioned - Lights out, missionary position only.
Open-minded - Desperate.
Outgoing - Loud.
Passionate - Loud.
Poet - Depressive Schizophrenic.
Professional - Real Witch.
Redhead - Shops the Clairol section.
Reubenesque - Grossly Fat.
Romantic - Looks better by candle light.
Voluptuous - Very Fat.
Wants Soulmate - One step away from stalking.
Widow - Nagged first husband to death.Young at heart - Toothless crone.

Men:

40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old.
Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches sports.
Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back.
Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot.
Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister.
Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity.
Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack.
Good looking - Arrogant.
Honest - Pathological Liar.
Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear.
Like to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent.
Mature - Until you get to know him.
Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested.

Sakshi at 12:51 AM

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Things you didnt know about Bruce Lee !!

Things you didnt know about Bruce Lee -

Favourite vegetable: Mu Lee

Favourite breakfast: Id Lee

Favourite lunch: Tha Lee

Favourite festival: Diwa Lee

Favourite actress: Sona Lee

Favourite music: Qawa Lee

Favourite hill station: Kullu Mana Lee

Favourite Hindi movie: Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

Favourite cricketer: Saurav Gangu Lee

Sakshi at 12:10 AM

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Baked Beans !

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside. I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!" I nearly died.

Sakshi at 11:19 PM

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Mahine Ki Salary !!

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle100 kiss bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya Aap key salary ke badle 100 kiss milay:Hisaab bhej rahi hoon -

Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,

Teacher ko 7 deni padi.

Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi.

Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai.

Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 30 - 40 aur hai.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega.

Sakshi at 4:14 AM

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Friday, August 05, 2005

Shampoo Ad - This is GOOD !


Sakshi at 11:35 PM

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